Welcome to Illogical Productions!
If you try to make sense of this, you'll get a headache.
Not really aiming for anything specific, it's just a temptation that really couldn't be ignored for much longer.
5 Important Things:
Something I Can't Think of Right Now
This is not a puzzle to be solved; this is not a code to be cracked. It's honest, it's real, it's me.
I need to start making french fries more often.